So you’re thinking of getting a French Bulldog? Be warned: these little creatures come with a long list of “terrible” traits. We’re talking diva-level drama, comedic timing that puts stand-up comedians to shame, and a stubborn streak so strong it could go head-to-head with a toddler in a toy store.
Here are five absolutely awful things about owning a Frenchie… that you’ll secretly fall in love with.
They Snore Like Retired Wrestlers
Imagine curling up with your adorable, snoozing Frenchie, only to realize you’re actually sharing your bed with what sounds like a 300-pound man who just ate a burrito and fell asleep mid-grunt. Frenchies snore like they’re in the final round of a wrestling match with their own nostrils. It’s loud. It’s constant. And it’s… weirdly comforting. You’ll roll your eyes every night — and then miss it when they’re not there.
Their Zoomies Are Destructive and Hysterical
French Bulldogs have two speeds: couch potato and chaos goblin. Their zoomies are legendary — completely random and totally ridiculous. They’ll dash across the room with wide eyes, do a flying leap over your leg, crash into a chair, and act like you caused it. The furniture may suffer. Your belly from laughing? Even more so.
Their Sass Is Off the Charts
Frenchies don’t follow orders. They consider them… then maybe do the opposite. They’ll give you side-eye so strong you’ll feel personally attacked. Say “sit”? They’ll spin in a circle and yawn. Tell them “no”? They’ll pause, blink, and do it anyway. The drama. The audacity. The comedic gold. You’ll love every second of their tiny rebellion.
They Fart Like It’s Their Superpower
This is not a joke. Frenchies have weaponized flatulence. Silent but deadly is their signature move, often executed while maintaining eye contact. You’ll be mid-snuggle when suddenly your nostrils are under siege. It’s awful. It’s tragic. It’s… strangely hilarious. (And yes, you’ll still cuddle them 10 seconds later.)
They Steal the Show — and Your Entire Life
Own a Frenchie, and say goodbye to being the star of anything. These dogs attract attention like magnets in sunglasses. People will stop their cars to say hi. Strangers will know your Frenchie’s name before they know yours. Your phone will have 600 photos of them and maybe one blurry selfie of you. Are you mad about it? Nope. You’re obsessed.
In Conclusion: You’ve Been Warned.
French Bulldogs are full of “terrible” traits: snoring, zooming, farting, and judging. But somehow, these flaws become their finest features. You’ll fall head over heels for their chaotic charm, snorty cuddles, and unapologetic weirdness.
So yes — owning a Frenchie is a wild ride. And you’ll secretly (or not-so-secretly) love every “terrible” minute of it.
